After reading some of the horrors already endured by my contemporaries in France, my first week seems fairly tame. This does not, however, mean that it has been without its challenges and as I blog over the next six months I hope to share both the ups and the downs with you, readers, to inform you, delight you, and to generally get things off my chest.
I have studied French for a fairly long time now, which is handy at the moment, but doing so did not entirely prepare me culturally for France. The first thing that struck me is that France is a land of incredible contradictions.
Upon arriving at the Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris, I was surprised by its antiquity and uncleanliness. Could one of the world’s most important airports really be so OLD? Shuddering bubble escalators lug passengers from floor to floor in no doubt the bizarre actualisation of some 1970s architect’s vision of the future. But then, just a few hours later, I was sitting on the fastest, cleanest, smoothest and quietest train I have ever encountered, namely the TGV to Lyon. I was startled when I realised we had actually started moving, and at some speed, as I simply hadn’t noticed. The train ride was spectacular and quick, although I did fall asleep for part of it, it was so comfortable. Incredibly efficient train system, incredibly inefficient airport: a slight funding misalignment, but the train was so good I can forgive it.
But enough about contradictions for now, and onto accommodation. I was fortunate enough to have arranged through a friend to lodge in a room in a French woman’s apartment while I was still in Australia, sparing me from the rigamarole of searching for housemates or rental accommodation when I arrived. Upon arriving at the apartment, in the 6e arrondissement of Lyon, it became clear that I was getting a fantastic room for a good price. This, however, is largely good luck, and in hindsight I should have asked more questions about what furnishings my room would have. It turns out that the bed is a double, and that I have a big desk, a bookshelf, a heater, and a vanity and mirror in the room, all matters which I completely omitted to ask about beforehand, not having done this before. I do not want to imagine what would have happened if the room was unliveable when I got here.
Yet I nearly had to. Another surprise upon arrival was that the woman had a cat, something which she completely failed to mention when describing the accommodation to me. Two days and several coughing fits later, I started to suspect that I might be allergic to the cat and the thought of having to find other accommodation only made me feel worse. Not yet knowing anybody in the city, uni not yet having started, the landlady being on a work trip, the cat clawing at my door mewing for food all the time, and knowing that if I went out that door I would cough for five minutes, I felt rather isolated.
Fortunately my landlady came home and removed the cat hairs that were lying all over the place and forbade the cat from entering the kitchen while I cook or any of the rooms near my room (although enforcement is still a challenge). Even so, my condition deteriorated to the point where I went to the doctor (now there is a vocabulary experience) who gave me an ordonnance or prescription to fill at the pharmacy, and the coughing turned out to be an unrelated virus I succumbed to after not sleeping well on two overnight flights.
There is a lesson in this for others though, and that is this: if you are going to pay to live somewhere for several months, ask lots of questions about what you will get and what to expect. Are there pets? Do they smoke? Are guests welcome? It might not seem very guest-like to interrogate a host, but if it’s a commercial transaction you have to make sure you are getting what you pay for, and they will probably have lots of questions for you as well. Wanting to seem pleasant is not worth six months of coughing.
Having sorted that problem out, I am free to enjoy my surrounds. The 6e arrondissement, or sixth district, is the classy part of Lyon and dates from the 1910s-20s. It certainly feels like I have travelled back in time, perhaps onto the set of Mary Poppins, such are the carousels, wrought-iron lampposts, miniature dogs being walked and 4-6 storey apartment buildings (naturally without lifts).
And yet (another opposition) the underground metro system is super modern. Trains come every 3 minutes (seemingly always) and are spotless. Some of them don’t even have drivers, they are so automatic.
Even without the metro, the city is very easy to get around. Everything is walkable, and the bicycle-hire system looks convenient although I have yet to try it. This is just as well, as you do need to go to many places. Unlike Australians, who love being able to buy as much as possible at the nearest Safeway or equivalent, happily the French are still into their specialty stores, so you need to go to the pâtisserie for your bread, the markets for your fruit and veg, the butcher for your meat, and the (mini)supermarkets for your miscellaneous items (you can buy all these things at the supermarket, but they are overpriced and of poor quality). There is only one skyscraper and only one shopping plaza in Lyon (at Part Dieu), which is stunning, indeed, laudable, for an agglomeration of 5 million people, and even there, there is only one supermarket (a giant Carrefour).
Finally, a note or two for those currently on exchange in France or considering it in the future. At the start of the semester, the queues are terrible. My university requires everybody to have French civil liability insurance (the travel insurance doesn’t cut it) and everybody seems to get it at one of two French agencies (LMDE or SMERRA). This means that those agencies are inundated, and Lyon, a town with over 150 000 students, has one branch of each. At LMDE, which I was required to go to for reasons I won’t delve into here, there were only three people serving the dozens of students waiting. On the first day, I waited 90 minutes, only for them to tell me it was great I brought the four forms I did but I needed another one too and one of the other agencies had made a mistake on one of those that I had with me. The next day, they had instituted a ‘take-a-number’ system. When I arrived, my ticket said 410 and they were up to 360. I variously stood or sat numbly in the queue for another 90 minutes (if you left you could not get back in, and I heard all the screaming matches that ensued from that policy) and they finally processed me just as they were closing at 5pm. I tell you this not because you can avoid it happening to you, but just so that you can brace yourself for it beforehand and know to take an encyclopedia or something to read while you wait.
The next quick lesson is one that most people who have travelled in Europe probably know already, and one of which I was warned but of which the ramifications did not quite sink in for me. On Sunday, NOTHING is open. NOTHING. I discovered this when I roamed the streets for an hour, starving and seeking food, and all I could find amidst the steel shutters was a tobacco store that sold croissants, but even that closed at lunchtime. Buy food beforehand and plan your activities well.
Planning is also important more generally with store opening hours. In Australia, most places are open from 9 to 5. Banks (and some university services) open late and close early, which is annoying but at least you know they are the exception rather than the rule and you can easily plan around it. In France, or at least in Lyon, opening and closing hours of all shops are inconsistent and seemingly random, which makes it more difficult to plan one’s day. Some places close for lunch, some don’t, some close for 1 hour, some for 2, and all at different times. Everything is closed Sunday. All the banks I tried to open an account at were closed Monday. Some places are closed on random weekdays. Some places don’t open until 10, some close at 3, others at any time up to 9pm. I saw one place that is open from 11.30am to 12noon and 2.30pm to 3pm on Tuesdays and Fridays only. It was surreal to read something like that on a shopfront. Again, I tell you this not because you can do anything about it, but just to prepare you and to encourage you to allow for it.
Well that has been my week (more or less), and uni has barely started. The orientation course began on Wednesday but more on that some other time. It’s time for some Orangina.