Ten things university has taught me. (Suzanne)

10. ‘Nothing gets my room cleaner than a paper due tomorrow’ – Facebook.

9. Grades in class are proportional to how much you enjoy the class.

8. You don’t need to actually know anything about your essay topic to write a great essay.

7. The more subjects you take, the less you will learn – quality over quantity.

6. Ditto activities.

5. Whether your lecturer is an expert in their field or not has nothing to do with the quality of their teaching.

4. Life ambitions from high school don’t last.

3. Shopping always takes longer than you think it will.

2. University administration staff are actually human. Friendly demeanour will take you surprisingly far.

1. Free food is your friend. Seek it whenever you can.