I feel old.

I’m back, now with more self-absorbed rants than ever! Actually, I lie.

There isn’t a damn thing wrong in all the world.

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! If you have been keeping up to date (that’s okay – I can’t keep up to date, either) you’ll remember an extremely exasperating guy whom I decided to codename Gaylord… Well. You wouldn’t guess from my last post that we’re going out now. And by jove. I adore the poor thing. Can I say that here? Ah well… He’s wonderful and treats me well, which is very far removed from the rather manipulative semi-relationship-whatever-you-call-it with The Douchebag last year. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IF YOU THINK YOU’RE BEING USED YOU PROBABLY ARE. Take note.

AND I HAVE MOVED! I live in Clayton in a unit with one of my best friends and her fiancée! They jokingly refer to themselves as my parents and we have nerf wars and lots of cakes and slices and injokes. Even though Clayton is still a way out, it’s closer than where I lived last year – plus there’s a Breadtop here. I do love Breadtop. And $2 stores. And our mysterious 2 Coles stores across from each other.

CHEMISTRY OVER THE SUMMER SEMESTER! Actually my exam is on Wednesday. I promised myself I’d study hard this time around (since I failed last semester) but I ended up moving and watching movies with the boyfriend (teehee, I have a boiiiiiifriiiiiiend) and generally being a slacker. Sigh. WISH ME LUCK. Life tends to get in the way of wanting to be a good student.

ORIENTATION HOST! BWAHAHAH! Yeah I feel sorry for all the people in my group. In the photo – the one that is meant to give my group an idea of what I look like – I’m posing ridiculously in steampunkery. Haven’t planned too much yet, been too busy cramming.

Related note:

Dear the guy named Ed in my Orientation Host training session:

We were joking about the hypothetical scenario in which a person in our group is uncomfortable giving out their number. So… I realised long, long after you asked me for my number that you may have been serious. In my defence, you should have picked a way to ask that wouldn’t have me instantly assume you were making a joke… But still. I’m a little thick. I shouldn’t have laughed. I know that now. I’m sorry… :<

DEAR EVERYONE ON THE FIRST YEAR BLOG: You’re all so enthusiastic! Was I like that?! I hope I was. It’s pretty awesome. Keep it up.