Swede Off Camping During Easter… (Olle)

It’s official. I’M OFF TO THE BUSH!

This is a joke, I’ve never really done bush-walking before (is that even what you call it?) All of a sudden I feel foreign.

I’ve only gone camping [sort of once] at the German Rock Festival Rock Am Ring, which doesn’t even count, because I was sharing camp with two Polish scouts, and some additional 50,000 people. Bush-walking sounds VERY DIFFERENT.

If you’d know me you’d already be laughing by now.

For Christ sake (I might as well go with the theme):

I AM LAUGHING!

I can barely survive civilisation. I can cook basic food (Migi) and use an oven, a microwave and a stove. But in the bush..? Could very well be your next TV show right there:

So, You Think You’re a Foreigner?

Scene I

Swedes (i.e. hot blondes from IKEA): Eye to eye with snake.

TV Host (i.e. heavy Aussie accent): Hunt it down and cook it!

Swedes:  Start making crazy noises JAAA which appear to be screams, as they run away from the snake.

TV Host: It’s made out of plastic… and bought from IKEA.

Come to think of it, no electricity would do too.

Am I being too judgmental here? Yes…

Surely, there aren’t any weird people out there…

Damn WOLFCREEK!

It’s a horror movie. Whatever you do, don’t watch it. Unless you’re into that kind of stuff (creepy guy hunting down backpackers). If you’re easily paranoid (that would be me) and if it’s the first time you’re going camping in Australia, DON’T WATCH IT!

IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT!

With that said, Happy Easter!

Enjoy civilisation!

/O.