How to: Fail A Subject.

Ever gotten sick of doing well in all your classes? Ever felt that something was missing in your perfect life?

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Contains:

1 Facebook

3 Addictive Facebook Applications – Alienating your friends and co-workers has never been so easy.

1 Class That You Need To Attend 70% Of, Or You Fail It! – this delightful item works especially well if you didn’t know you needed to attend it! You’ll be surprised at the results!

1 Bus that you need to get home that does not run after your last class on Wednesdays – That’s right! That one Class That You Need To Attend 70% Of, Or You Fail It! This product critically acclaimed and sought-after in many parts of the world!

1 Boyfriend Who Caps Your Internet Before Your Online Midsemester Test – it will take over an hour to load a single page! WOW. This new addition to the kit is certified by a woman named Oprah! Says reviewers:

I will never get this completed. Good-bye marks! Thanks, Shannon’s AMAZIN’-FAIL Kit!

2 Strange New Hobbies That You Never Thought Would Interest You But Somehow Are Fascinating Right Now – this product comes in several exciting shades, and is chosen randomly by Shannon herself!

Tending the garden used to be my pet peeve. But now, thanks to Shannon’s AMAZIN’-FAIL Kit, I can do it for hours into the night! I never used to have a compulsive disorder, but now I do. *taps three times.*

1 Rowden White Library – the Student Union has unwittingly teamed up with Shannon to bring you hours and hours of DVDs, books, comics, and beanbags. HOURS OF BEANBAGGY GOODNESS. Think that that Calculus assignment needs doing? Think again! Thanks to the Rowdy, nothing will ever be done!

1 Cracked.com. THIS IS INCLUDED FREE FOR A LIMITED TIME.

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On a slightly less enthusiastic note, yes I am in danger of failing Japanese. Turns out you have to attend 70% of the classes or you fail. Which is problematic for me cause my seminar 1 ends around 715 pm, which is a very bad time to be wanting to catch a bus home. Thankfully my seminar teacher person (what on earth are they called?!?!?) informed me via email, and I was able to arrange for my seminar time to be changed from next week onward. Phew. It’s kinda annoying that I have to attend, since Japanese is still at a stage I am verrrry comfortable with. Nothing I can do though…

Also, music from games is awesome. I am listening to the soundtrack from Final Fantasy 6. It’s pretty epic.

And finally…. Try not to leave any online tests to the last minute. The lag will make you want to rip out your nails. And try not to blog instead of studying for tests. It’s baaaaaad.