Is your daddy a baker? (Silvia)

     Apparently, cheesy pick-up lines are all the rage right now. I’ve been hearing them everywhere: in uni, out of uni, on facebook, off facebook… oh right, it’s because Bez started it.
    
Ever since that darned physics lesson, we’ve been scouring the internet and such for the lamest lines we can find. I can give you five off the top of my head right now:
     1.
Bond. James Bond.
     2.
I’ve got skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?
     3.
You must be a magnet because it looks like you’re attracted to my buns of steel.
     4.
I saw a lightbulb today and it reminded me of you and how you light up my world.
     5.
You must be from Pearl Harbour because, baby, you are the bomb!
     
I must ask, has anybody ever used pick-up lines with success? Bez has tried various times with Jack Sparrow and I and has so far, failed miserably. Only hyena laughter and extreme facial blushing has resulted. No dates yet. Jack and I are still waiting for the golden line.
     I haven’t tried any myself yet, but my time will come and rest assured, you will know about it. Look forward to it, dear readers, because I assure you it will not be pretty. 

     Most of the lines I’ve come across are disgusting at worst and amusing at best. It makes me wonder how people even get together in the first place. If anyone has a answer, feel free to tell because I’m completely clueless.
     And what of the relationship afterwards? Is it possible to build a strong, lasting relationship on such a shaky foundation? Or is the result a simple one night stand? I guess that may be something flighty married couples might enjoy… without consent of the other 😛 

     Good luck for your future endeavours, Bez. I’m not going to be a good friend and let you cry on my shoulder when the one thousandth stranger shoots you down. Instead, I’m going to be your best friend and tell you: “HAHAHA suck! You so deserve it.”
     Harsh? Nahh. Let’s face it, no matter what I say or what I do, Bez will always come back to me. We complement each other perfectly and two halves make one 😉

     I just realised that would make for a lame pick-up line. God help me please, I swear it was unintended. I’m going to stop talking about these things before they start spurting out of my mouth like vomit from a baby.

     Till next time,

     ~Your divine goddess, Aphrodite the Second: Silvia

5 thoughts on “Is your daddy a baker? (Silvia)

  1. Oh, that’s just insulting :O I’m divine in every way 😉
    Me? A partner? LOL I can’t imagine that… I could say the same to you XP

  2. I have to say, I personally love pick-up lines. Obviously only the humorous, creative ones though…I’ve never witnessed any first-hand, but I reckon it’s a pretty courageous thing to do, considering how much it’s laughed about.

    My favourite one at the moment (that I read online then saw again in the Hall Pass trailer) would have to be:
    Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
    Girl: I don’t know.
    Guy: Enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m *such and such*

    …I just think that’s awesome. 😉

  3. Hey Candy, I love that line! It makes me giggle everytime 😛 One that made me burst out laughing was:
    My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
    Hahaha, that’d be totally awkward.

  4. ….*tries not to cackle uncontrollably*
    Oh my God. That WOULD be awkward…but an awesome kind of awkward.

    Pick-up lines should be ENCOURAGED, I’m beginning to think. ;P

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